Small Press Pornovid

Small Press Porno

An amateur book gets fingered.
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tvschool Aug 03, 2006
Grade school tape recorders for the blind.vid
Cute girl from the Hank Collectivevid

Cute girl from the Hank Collective

She was cute, but their guest cowbell player was totally cute, but had the rhythm of a busted clock. My band once played a show…
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tvschool Jun 22, 2006
Child at Zoo - The Gladstone Hotelvid
Child at Zoo - The Gladstone Hotelvid

Child at Zoo - The Gladstone Hotel

Child at Zoo performs on the Friendly Rich Show at Toronto hipster bar, the Gladstone Hotel.
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tvschool Jun 22, 2006
Great Moments In Canadian Beer Historyvid

Great Moments In Canadian Beer History

Testing out my $3.00 chromakey backdrop. I need to diffuse the light a good bit more
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tvschool May 01, 2006
Old Skool Reverbvid

Old Skool Reverb

Dave Croft explains how reverb chambers function.
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tvschool Apr 29, 2006
Inside of a culvertpic

Inside of a culvert

Don't step.
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tvschool Apr 11, 2006
Across the street from Lavalife.pic

Across the street from Lavalife.

"I'm trippin' out!"
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tvschool Mar 19, 2006
TVschool's Tarnationvid

TVschool's Tarnation

The young me, the old Toronto, an experiment in iMovie. Take off on the documentary Tarnation.
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tvschool Mar 13, 2006
Slummin' it.pic

Slummin' it.

Dreams of sex are the act of a brain, consumed with longing.
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tvschool Mar 06, 2006
It might not be a career, but I do it wellpic

"It might not be a career, but I do it well"

This retort floored my mother. Even her thoughts were jarred, so she just stomped her foot and pointed towards the door. Agression is one universal…
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tvschool Feb 26, 2006
An Evening With Paul Stachniakvid

"An Evening With Paul Stachniak"

Imagine if you will, the pre-9-11 world. That's when this charming little hodge-podge of CityTV narrative styles was completed. The subject still makes films, but…
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tvschool Feb 17, 2006
An Evening With Paul Stachniak Gagsvid

"An Evening With Paul Stachniak" Gags

When I was college, I was determined and meticulous, but when an opportunity to cut a few corners was within grasp, I ceased it and…
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tvschool Feb 17, 2006
You gots a drrty moufvid

You gots a drrty mouf

A reimagining, albeit a filthy one, of an old college video production assignment.
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tvschool Feb 16, 2006
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  • Member Since: 2005-04-28
  • Relationship Status: something out of nothing
  • Education: College Graduate
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About Me:

She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge,
she studied sculpture at Saint Martin's College,
that's where I,
caught her eye.
She told me that her Dad was loaded,
I said "In that case I'll have a rum and coca-cola."
She said "Fine."
and in thirty seconds time she said,

"I want to live like common people,
I want to do whatever common people do,
I want to sleep with common people,
I want to sleep with common people,
like you."

Well what else could I do -
I said "I'll see what I can do."
I took her to a supermarket,
I don't know why but I had to start it somewhere,
so it started there.
I said pretend you've got no money,
she just laughed and said,
"Oh you're so funny."
I said "yeah?
Well I can't see anyone else smiling in here.
Are you sure you want to live like common people,
you want to see whatever common people see,
you want to sleep with common people,
you want to sleep with common people,
like me."
But she didn't understand,
she just smiled and held my hand.
Rent a flat above a shop,
cut your hair and get a job.
Smoke some fags and play some pool,
pretend you never went to school.
But still you'll never get it right,
cos when you're laid in bed at night,
watching roaches climb the wall,
if you call your Dad he could stop it all.

You'll never live like common people,
you'll never do what common people do,
you'll never fail like common people,
you'll never watch your life slide out of view,
and dance and drink and screw,
because there's nothing else to do.

Sing along with the common people,
sing along and it might just get you through,
laugh along with the common people,
laugh along even though they're laughing at you,
and the stupid things that you do.
Because you think that poor is cool.

I want to live with common people,
I want to live with common people etc...